![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The only problem is, no matter what sport we play, I end up on my brother’s team. We both love to play football, basketball, and baseball. It’s weird to see a grown man cry.Īs for my brother, Stu, he’s a turd and all, but we do have some things in common. In my defense, I didn’t know the mousetrap would fall into his boxer/briefs and then he would put them on. He used a lot of other words that shouldn’t be repeated when I did that. Dad says it sometimes when I’m fooling around too much, like when I put a mousetrap in his underwear drawer. Sometimes I wonder if I’d prefer a nickname like the inappropriate word for donkey instead of O.K. Here’s a little more about my family’s last name, if you’re wondering how to pronounce Kalshwonkee correctly. I’ll draw a picture of that goon, so you can see for yourself. Every chance I get I call my brother Stu - Pid. That’s the name of our great uncle who was a farmer or something. At least they didn’t name me Stu like my older brother. I asked my parents why they didn’t name me something cool, like Maximus.īecause you’re named after Grandpa Otis, my father replied. for short, and I’ve been cursed to be average at everything for the rest of my life.Įven my initials are just O. The only people that matter in the world are people who are great at something. ![]()
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